Tumblr Code.

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

lostgeekette:

moriarty-mastermind:

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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I’ll put it on a T-shirt

(Source: aru, via territory-goes-uncharted)

The three types of cosplayers

feathers-theangel:

There are cosplayers -

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Then there are Cosplayers -image

Then there are COSPLAYERS:image

(via territory-goes-uncharted)

sleeeplessness:

bennyfuckinleeiy:

this is the best thing in the entire world. i’ve been looking for this gif to pop up on my dash forever hahahaha
OMFG IT’S A HAMBURGLAR
I CHOKED
OMFG HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
suxum:

no title 60 by ~ABrito

lettingdownhair:

getinmyimpala:

lizzorasaurus:

andante-ace:

charlatte-love:

perfectlypreparedprosecution:

dmann-rjm:

BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES

LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.

RIGHT EAR: English version.

Enjoy the multiple eargasm…

AAAH YOU ALMOST MADE ME HAVE A LACK OF PERFECTION ON MY BLOG

YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM AWAKE

HOLYSHIT

guys omg guys guys listen

whoa…..

OH MY FUDGEBALLS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THIS IS SO COOL TWO CULTURES MESHING AT ONCE.

(via attackandkill)

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

(via bookieworm)

bassdroppinmaddness:

what-is-even-a-good-url:

skrillexstuck:

kairibloodheart:

condiminaj:

katzmatt:

waitinggin-wonderland:

shesfiction:

ghostmumble:

shesfiction:

alvinacid:

kathrynintrees:

I didn’t know I wanted this until now.

clothes are optional.


So down for this.


how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit
just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT 
anyone want to play with me? ;)

I totally would. My bucket list as well.

no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.
For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away

why not just use fake blood

Or real blood

well it started out as a cute idea…
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

homosexualfrustration:

mycroftismight:

nomittens4kittens:

mycroftismight:

blaperture-mesa:

queenofcandyland:






why do you hurt me so

oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous

This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing, let me tell you the truth of the matter. Wooly Bear caterpillars are born in autumn/early winter, and live as far north as the arctic. They freeze over the winter months, completely solid. Then, come spring time, they thaw out, and turn into an Isabella Tiger moth. So this little guy/girl is going to have a very happy memory to dream about over the winter. And you can all stop crying now. :)

omg thank you 

#DID YOU JUST GIVE ME FEELS OVER A CATERPILLAR

#AND THEN REPAIR THOSE FEELING
ericcanete:

‘ABE SAPIEN’ - [27.9 x 35.6cm/11 x 14” - blue pencil, brush & technical pen, COPIC marker on 100lb/300series bristol board] 

Dancing at a party

laugh-addict:

All the guys are like:

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All the girls are like:

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And then there’s me:

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(Source: mememaster, via keepcalm-and-loki-on)